BOYSEN - Don't Read this!

So Mar and I were talking at lunch today and we decided to take the LAN in a different direction this year. Please read this email very carefully.... BOYSEN IF YOU OPENED THIS MESSAGE, PLEASE STOP READING NOW AND CLOSE IT. THANK YOU!

We are going to have a surprise lan at Boysen's house in Kentucky. I have some tasks for various berries...
Waxy - find some weekends this summer when the Boyo will be home
Holy - get the B man's address and hand draw maps from every attendee's home to Boysen's. Also, please note where every Denny's is on the way
Dirty - don't respond to this message at all
Lycan - shower before attending
Poi - bring a fire hose
Root - write a nice piece of music to perform upon our arrival at the BoysenBerry residence
all other berries - start crocheting your piece of the patchwork quilt we will present to Mrs. B. Berry

We don't have very many details as of yet, but it will go something like this...
we all show up at Boysen's house on Friday night and yell SURPRISE,
we all sleep at his house, eat his food and use his toilet paper,
some quake playing occurs,
everyone goes home.

Remember it is vital that Boysen does not find out about this party. It would ruin the surprise. So, if he shows up when you are reading this or any future message concerning the secret lan, close your window faster than if you were watching downloaded pron from Kazaa and your boss walks into your cube!

Sandy Oliver